How Zombies Work
Beware of zombies tonight! If you happen to run in to any tonight, HowStuffWorks.com has provided a guide to how zombies work. It could aide in your recognition and drestruction of unwanted zombies.
For a quick fix:
According to Haitian folklore, feeding salt to a zombie will return it to its senses. Often the zombie then attacks the bokor who created it or returns to its place of burial and dies.
You can also check out the Wikipedia article on zombies for further information, help, instruction, and guidance. Watching Dawn of the Dead (image at top) or other films of the like should also provide appropriate help and clue you in to common pitfalls.
Good luck and happy halloween!
-Matt Jones
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Matt, you must check out this link on my site. Bob Hope very accurately likens zombies to Democrats in this clip from the Movie “Ghost Breakers”. I have the clip specified in the “Website” link. Here it is as well: http://www.smithism.com/journal/2005/8/23/the-more-things-change.html Enjoy!
Scary stuff! I’ll keep a lookout.
Haha, Eric that is hilarious… I mean… completely unprofessional…
I hope no zombies were seen tonight!